Imagine checking your email one morning to discover insane emails from an ex-coworker you haven’t talked to in years. Red text is email I received. Blue text is my reply. Names have been hidden to protect the innocent (and/or insane).
What the Fuck? Did you try to hack into my computer?
Don't like me visiting your myspace, GO PRIVATE! Simple as that. I was
being nice. But now you are fucking disgustingly rude. You are fucking
criminally insane, cruel and you have NO FUCKING CONSCIENCE. You seem
bothered...wonder what's going on there. You fucking faggot. When was the
last time you got laid. You cocksucker. What you need is a good ass
pounding by a gang of rabbis. What's wrong with you. You have nothing to
do than fuck with people. How's A*** G********** doing. Were you working
for him under the tables? Me thinks the FBI needs to get involved. And
brother when than happens, YOU ARE FUCKED. BIGTIME. You motherfucking
douchebag. FUCK OFF!
Sincerely,
Former Co-worker
Atheist Heres a scripture for you. Read em and weep. BITCH..
*1* The LORD *is* my shepherd; I shall not want.
*2* He maketh me to lie down in green pastures:
he leadeth me beside the still waters. Rev.
7.17
*3* He restoreth my soul:
he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake. *
4* Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: for thou *art* with me; thy rod and thy staff
they comfort me. *5* Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of
mine enemies:
thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. *6* Surely
goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life:
and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.
wow. you are a very angry person.
As are you.. How's the FBI treating you. Useless piece of shit. I called them. Now stop playing head games. Why don't you tell me where to find you? I already know....
In case you missed it. For trying to hack into my shit. this is what i think of you. FUCK YOU. YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE.
i dont get it.
Cuz you are a dumb fuck! Fucking Moron
And Since you wanted to know who I am. My name is S****** Fucking P****** The one who REJECTED you, BITCH. I really fucking hate you. You bitter, spiteful fuck. If I ever see you again, it's going to be a throwdown. Fucking Douche. If you want to know why all the beautiful poetry, I know what you did and what's being done to you. Questions? Thoughts? S*******
is this a joke?
Die you fuck!!!!
ok, i reread all of your emails, and i think you're the one who has some explaining to do. where would you get the crazy idea that i was trying to break into your computer? why do you think im working with a***? i havent talked to anyone from p******** in years. what do you mean you rejected me? have you mistaken me for someone else or something? are you just paranoid? if you think all of your ex-coworkers from p******** are conspiring against you or whatever, you should know that i called you a bunch of times last year to get you a job at my new company. yeah, i was trying to rescue you from that shitty place! its a shame you didnt answer. we needed a cisco person. its funny that youre the mystery myspace person. i have a little thing that tells me who visits my profile, but it only shows me your myspace profile and your ip address. i have a friend who works at comcast, but he wasnt able to find anything out for me. so in short, i gave up on finding out who you were a long time ago... but yeah, in the future, i suggest that you do a little more research before you start accusing people of things they arent responsible for. most importantly, whats the deal with all the bible quotes? haha...
Mike, You are a fucking LIAR. You mean you never ever tried to hack into my computer, ever? Don't bother answering. Stupid dumb shit be coming out anyway. By the way, I worked at ATT, there's nothing legal about you calling Comcast to find out who I am. Myspace accounts are public fucking accounts. What is wrong with your logic. Do you not get it. Take your shit private or don't have one at all and this would not be a problem. Who exactly did you speak with at Comcast cuz this is about to get damn good. You are the one who contacted me asking who am I. Why would you think I thought anyone from P******** was conspiring against me. Where are you getting that bullshit. I never mentioned P******** and conspiracy. WTF? You just gave yourself away. YOU DUMB FUCK. Unless you were hacked into my computer. And I know you are lying about A*** G*********. You haven't spoken to him in say a year and a half. That much I know. Stop the stupidity. You can't teach common sense. I knew there was something I didn't like about you. J*** N*****, I liked, (you not so much).
1.) im not a "hacker." i dont have time for crap like that. i wish you would show me some evidence before accusing me of silly things. 2.) i didnt call comcast to find out who you are. i talked to my friend who works for comcast in person and asked him if he could find out who someone was based on an ip address. he couldnt, so i dropped it. like i said, i havent thought about the whole myspace situation since then. 3.) i think you are a very paranoid person, and you obviously think there is some conspiracy against you, because you implied that im working with a*** at p********. you brought this up, not me. check the first 3 emails you sent me. i have not spoken to anyone who works there since about 3 months after i left, unless you count the time j*** and k**** called me to offer me my job back. i guess that could have been a year and a half ago. i dont remember. 4.) why do you always think someone is "hacking" you? i remember the last time this happened, because you called me! you apparently posted your resume on monster, and then accused p******** people of "hacking" you when they discovered it. im sure all they did was search for "p********" or something to see who in the company was about to leave. in case you didnt know, managers do this all the time. in the future, please provide me with your evidence before accusing me of things. and im sorry you didnt like me as a person. im not sure what i ever did to you. i thought you were a nice girl.
Once again you are lying. Mike I am going to drop this right now. You are a hacker. You posted on your website on how you love to hack into other's computer. You are my number one prime suspect. You are obviously logging my ip address. And I see that you are. I never brought up P******** or any conspiracy. You are bringing up shit from the past that is irrelevant. Again, What conspiracy? Never mentioned a conspiracy. Do you not see your argument makes no sense. It doesn't hold water. You sneaky rat. I never implied, I asked a question. A*** mentioned it in passing once. You have issues with what I'm saying. Speak to A***. Friend at Comcast, no friend whatever. ILLEGAL. It's a public account. Please let me know what it is you don't understand about that. Wake the fuck up. I am a nice person. I also know when I'm being lied to. Since I'm the paranoid person, Then why the FUCK did you contact me asking who I am for visiting a public myspace account. Some serious WTF, dude? And no 4. What? I have a different recollection of those events. and Poaching or whatever it is they were doing is not entirely legal. Nothing P******** did is entirely legal. But i'm pretty sure someone on the side of the law is looking into that.
1.) you have still not provided evidence to back up ANY of your claims. please do not tell me im lying unless you can show me why you think im lying. 2.) i never said i liked to hack into people's computers. you obviously have me confused with someone else. 3.) im a little confused about this statement: "You are obviously logging my ip address. And I see that you are." yes, the thing i have installed on my myspace page (www.spyspace.cc) logs the ip of people who look at my profile. i already told you that. its really no big deal. calm down about this. 4.) why do you keep saying you never brought up anyone at p********? you brought up a*** in the first email you sent. you said: "How's A*** G********* doing. Were you working for him under the tables?" go check your sent items. you brought it up, not me. you clearly believe there is some conspiracy against you, because you claimed (on 2 separate occasions) that both i and p******** employees are "hacking" you. neither is true. why would anyone do that to you? im sorry, but the word for this is paranoia. 5.) asking my friend at comcast if he can look up user information based on an ip address is not illegal. if you think it is, please site the law that you think i have broken. 6.) i dont care if anyone looks at my myspace page, but i thought it was a little strange that an ex-coworker (remember, i only knew that you worked at p******** at the time) was viewing me, and refusing to identify his/herself. remember, i politely asked you who you were TWICE before asking my friend if he could find out who you were. since he couldnt, i dropped it, and i havent thought about it since. if you think im being paranoid, im sorry. but notice that i did NOT send you multiple angry emails accusing you of ridiculous things like you did to me. again, do not call me a liar unless you can show me why you think im a liar. i will not discuss this any further until you can provide me with your evidence. if you do not have any evidence to back up your claims, then please leave me alone, because you clearly have no idea what you're talking about.
Mike, Fuck off. I will speak to your employer should you continue with the bullshit. You are like a crack dealer asking for a receipt. Fuck off......
ok, now im really confused. what does my current employer have to do with any of this? you do realize that this is my PERSONAL email account, dont you? and what exactly would you speak to them about anyway? are you going to tell them that you sent me a bunch of angry threatening emails and accused me of ridiculous things i had nothing to do with? and then when i tried to have a calm, rational discussion about this with you, you continued to insult me? i guess that would be kinda funny, but i dont see how it would help you. especially since i can easily print out all of your hilarious emails and show them what im dealing with here. hehe
So apparently, crazy ex-coworker actually did contact my current employer and had a little chat with one of my old managers. Unfortunately for her, my co-workers check my website semi-regularly, so everyone was already well aware of the situation. When I got back from my vacation, we all had a laugh.
I have to admit that initially, I was pretty pissed off when I found out about some of the things she said to my old manager, but now I just feel bad for her. The thing is, I don’t believe crazy ex-coworker is trying to be malicious at all. I think she honestly believes there is some conspiracy against her, and that I’m actively trying to hack her computer or whatever. To this day, I have no idea where this is all coming from, but I hope she’ll return to my website someday and explain herself.