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I’m on Google Maps

I remember spotting this Google car on the way to work last fall. Too bad you can’t see my face through the windshield. I’m in the black Honda Civic.

More Hardware Upgrades

Hopefully you’ve noticed some drastic improvements in load times, as I’ve moved Gyrate Dot Org to new hardware. My old “server” was a little Mini-ITX box with a 1Ghz VIA Nehemiah CPU, 256MB of memory, and a laptop hard drive. It certainly was quiet and power efficient, but it was frustratingly slow sometimes. […]

Gyrate Archive

I still have backups of every database containing every post and comment from every version of my site going back almost 10 years. I was looking through them last night with the intention of possibly importing them into WordPress, but man, most of them are pretty embarrassing! I sure spent a lot of […]

I Hate Web Design

I decided to modernize the old Gyrate theme a little in order to remind myself of why I hate web design. Okay, so maybe that wasn’t the original intent, but it was the result. I know this is taboo, and I’m well aware of all the arguments against them, but I miss “layout […]

Look! It’s Old School Gyrate!

In my last post, I mentioned that I was worried about having to dig too deep into the mess of PHP/HTML that is WordPress templates in order to come up with a decent theme for my new resurrected blog. Whenever I look at other people’s code, I tend to find about a million things […]